Autism
Have you ever watched Married...With Children ? You know when Al would come home and just start by saying, "Fat woman walks into the shoe store today..."? Well, my girlfriend comes home and says the following just...jacked up statement: Can my dog get Autism from vaccines? NO YOUR DOG CAN'T GET AUTISM FROM A FUCKING VACCINE YOU KNOB! I'm going to give you Autism by punching you in your stupid fucking face.